Once upon a time, in a FICTIONAL country called Cremebruleevia, FICTIONAL Company Pi used to allow jeans on Kick-back-and-relax Tuesday. So, everyone wore blue jeans on Tuesday. They also each flew hovercraft to work. Because this is made up. Now,…
I did not make this up
Actual headline from CNN: Rice seeks to smooth relations with Turkey Good, I guess, because Turkey and Mashed Potatoes are getting JUST a bit too cozy for my liking.
Open letter
Dear DumDum, You have Pilates on Monday nights, remember? Of course you didn’t. You didn’t remember until Monday at 7:45 (class started at 7:15) when you were all curled up on the sofa with a sleeping dog at your feet….
My own personal hell
I very rarely do these ‘blog quiz’ things…but I found this via Ani’s husband Niel’s site and laughed my butt off. Presenting…LadyGypsy’s hell. No offense to fans of Al Gore or U2. NHL Players/OwnersCircle I Limbo U2, the Sage DinerCircle…
Overheard
(Thor and I sit on our sofa, watching our first-ever episode of The West Wing* on Bravo. A commercial for Kraft Cheddar Cheese comes on. Two kidlets are dashing round the kitchen, thrilled that Mama is cooking with Kraft Cheddar…
Luckily, I have a lot of hats.
Mantra
It’ll grow back…it’ll grow back….it’ll grow back… I was going to try and shape my eyebrows tonight, but the way I’m going, I may as just well save myself some time and just shave them off to complete my new…
omigawd omigawd
Ho-kay. They’re only bangs. Not a big deal. I can do this. Pull hair straight down between two fingers. SLOWLY cut the hair below the fingers. snip Pull hair straight down between two fingers. SLOWLY cut the hair below the…
Captain Jack Swallow
Sunday I scribed my hilarity at having a blonde pigtailled shepherdess on Survior. This week, the tribe spoke and Dolly (I kid you not) was on her way home. Let’s see if I can press my luck. Boy! That Scout…
Mrs. O’leary’s Cow
Mrs. O’leary’s CowWt: 154.4 (1.1)Mood: Laaaazy. But hey, it’s Saturday.Breakfast 24 frosted Mini-wheats in 1/2 cup 2% milk = 270 caloriesHomeowner’s Docket: Laundry, light cleaning touchup, trip to Lowe’s to look into wallpaper liners.Lunch/Dinner: Unknown. Exercise: Was supposed to go…
How I know I’ve arrived
“So, Kim,” you begin after the waiter brings each a creme brulee at the end of our meal. “Look at you. You have a house, a Saturn, some animals, lots of gadgets, a good marriage, and a somewhat-respected job. How…
Kim makes Sweet Tea. Sweet Tea wins.
It all started innocently enough. I was lurking on gmailswap.com with a few gmail invites ripe for the giving. A poster on the message board was willing to swap a recipe for sweet tea for a gmail invite. I liked…
