You can learn a lot about somebody’s evening by their Google searches
I could be Ma!?!?!
wherein Kim realizes she’s as old as…
chain gang
wherein kim improvises dental hygiene techniques.
sigh
Wilbur never forgot Charlotte. Although he loved her children and grandchildren dearly, none of the new spiders quite took her place in his heart. She was in a class by herself. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.
persistance
“Do you realize that if I didn’t eat them, bugs would get so numerous, they’d destroy the Earth? Spiders are really VERY useful creatures. ” – Charlotte
Uncool: Shaving one’s legs
Second in a continuing (but probably sporadic) series of thing that I used to think were nifty, cool, the bees’ knees…but now? Notsomuch. Shaving one’s legs: Then: In Jr. High..we used to eye with envy the girls who shaved their…
Uncool: Automatic toilets
first in a series
chirp
I fling myself off of the sofa, frightening dog and cat alike…
Sobering
I make less money than Homer Simpson. Sweet merciful crap.
blue ball o death
From the PhoneCam! Blue ball of death Originally uploaded by ladygypsy. We took a tour of the building today. the place is totally ginormous. As we were walking through the full service cafeteria — bigger than those at the WDW…
A made up story
Once upon a time, in a FICTIONAL country called Cremebruleevia, FICTIONAL Company Pi used to allow jeans on Kick-back-and-relax Tuesday. So, everyone wore blue jeans on Tuesday. They also each flew hovercraft to work. Because this is made up. Now,…
I did not make this up
Actual headline from CNN: Rice seeks to smooth relations with Turkey Good, I guess, because Turkey and Mashed Potatoes are getting JUST a bit too cozy for my liking.