It’s April 16th and there is a layer of SNOW on my car. That’s it. I’m going to start taking longer showers, asking for paper bags at the grocery and scrapping my plan to switch to compact fluorescent bulbs. I…
What the heck kind of mailing list am I on?
Back in January I received an AARP card. I received a second one at the beginning of March. Didn’t blog that one because my arthritis was flaring up. (rolls eyes) Today, among the stack of junk mail I received a…
I miss Disney.
Multimedia message How long before they put me away at work? 😉
Nobody cares about this post
From my cell phone! Multimedia message For lunch today i had Wegmans Asian bar. Potstickers and shrimp purses. And i read this book for blog ideas. Darn. Blew it already.
Life hates me
This little beauty was in my mailbox this morning. Apparently, I’m not making “the most of life over 50.” AARP CARD!?!?! I called them this morning and asked to be removed from their list of evil fear-mongering.
Hello, have we met?
Disney’s newest campaign (because they have one every 18 months, with the last one being The Happiest Celebration on Earth!!) is Disney’s Year of a Million Dreams. They partnered with Annie Leibovitz and scheduled a bunch of celebrities to do…
Observation
Being single means that it is up to you and you alone to make sure the back of your skirt isn’t tucked into your waistband before you leave the house in the morning. This responsibilty is larger than that of…
I'm TIME's Person of the Year?!? $w33t!
How could I not be? I use news aggregators, have a blog, have a MySpace, etc. This is the coolest thing that’s ever happened to me. That said, I think this is the saddest POTY choice ever made by Time,…
Dealing with a conscious choking adult
From my Treo! Dealing with a conscious choking adult Note the navel ring on the drawing. 😉 I’m in CPR training today. that said, please don’t get ill in front of me. I don’t trust myself. Ps…top of left page…
Jesus loves me!
From my Treo! Jesus loves me! (trembles with adoration) Can you believe this? Hershey’s Special Dark Chocolate Sauce!
“Kill me now.”
I stopped at the Taco Bell in Magnolia today after running some errands crucial to the impending launch of Kim 3.0 **. Taco Bell Employee: Need more time to look at the menu? Me: Nah. I’m good. TBE: Kill me…
promise me this
If I’m ever stricken with a disease.. let’s call it **DISEASE**…please do not parade around wtih the appropriately colored ribbon. Please do not put that magnetic ribbon on your car. And, mostly, please do not put a “Somebody I love…
