I stopped at the Taco Bell in Magnolia today after running some errands crucial to the impending launch of Kim 3.0 **.
Taco Bell Employee: Need more time to look at the menu?
Me: Nah. I’m good.
TBE: Kill me now.
Me: I’ll have combo 3, hard shell tacos.
TBE: Why do people think I’m kidding?
Me: Did you just ask me to kill you?
TBE: I did.
TBE: It’s hot and I’m tired of being here.
Me: What time do you work ’til?
TBE: 8:00. Kill me please.
Me: Dude…all I have on me is a book. That’s not going to do much damage. Plus, you have cameras here.
TBE: I’ll stop the tapes right now.
Me: No can do.
TBE: I know. But thanks for listening. That’ll be $5.40.
I’m glad I’m not the only one with “Kill me now” moments. I’m also glad that guy didn’t make the food.
**Kim 1.0 – daughter; Kim 2.0 – wife; Kim 3.0 – ??