Tag - humor

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Macabre musings
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WTFacebook?
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Winning at Pinterest: Mason Jar iPhone case

Macabre musings

Macabre musing #1:

Because a box of ashes deserves more than a plastic bag.

Because a box of ashes deserves more than a plastic bag.

This is the bag that Charlie’s remains came in. Doesn’t it look like it came from some swanky little artsy boutique? I’m tempted to carry my lunch to work in it and see if anyone notices.

Macabre musing #2:

(in bathroom, staring at new bathroom rug)
Me: (sighs sadly) Now that Charlie’s gone I can have a bathroom rug again.
WM: If it makes you feel better, I’ll pee on it.

Macabre musing #3:

(at Target)
Me: (pulling cheap white towels off of a stack) Rather than pee pads, we can use these for Max until his peeing slows down.
WM: In that case, get the yellow ones.

Need towels for leaky pets? Urine luck!

Need towels for leaky pets? Urine luck!

WTFacebook?

I clicked “like” on the Facebook page for author Cheryl Strayed. She wrote the books “Wild” and “Tiny Beautiful Things” and was Dear Sugar on the Rumpus.

In response, Facebook helpfully offered these other pages for me to “like.”

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In case the picture isn’t coming up for you, the list consists of three bodybuilders, Anne Rice, Ferrero Chocolate and Jim DeMint.

I’m just as boggled as you are.

Winning at Pinterest: Mason Jar iPhone case

Here’s an easy DIY that combines the Mason jar decorating craze with your current technology! Presenting…

THE MASON JAR iPHONE CASE!

mason jar iphone case

COPYRIGHT KIM RUSSELL – STEALING IS BAD KARMA

It’s Walton’s Mountain meets Cupertino! This is definitely what Laura Ingalls used to protect her iPhone between selfies!

You need:

Mason Jar
Bow (optional)
iPhone

Directions:

1) Remove lid from jar
2) Put phone in jar
3) Replace lid
4) Add optional bow

Voila! If you need me, I’ll be here waiting for the Today Show to call.

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