This little beauty was in my mailbox this morning. Apparently, I’m not making “the most of life over 50.”
AARP CARD!?!?!
I called them this morning and asked to be removed from their list of evil fear-mongering.
AARP CARD!?!?!
AARP CARD!?!?!
This little beauty was in my mailbox this morning. Apparently, I’m not making “the most of life over 50.”
I called them this morning and asked to be removed from their list of evil fear-mongering.
Apparently, my dear Lady, this is what was missing.
I am a member in good standing!
you aren’t as young as you used to be
Faerie tales can come true, it can happen to you
If you’re young at heart…
nah…her heart is as old as the rest of her
Perhaps the best investment I made this year was in a shredder. I’ve used it well; perhaps you would, too.