I have reason to believe the ghost of Mr. Rogers visited my car not long ago. Just another day at my dee-luxe apartment in the sky.
I hate you, weather.com
Dear weather.com, I checked you tonight to see about the newest stupid winter crapslush storm that’s headed our way and what do you do to me? THIS. Firstly, as all of the Disney snobs will say, it’s “Walt Disney World.”…
New Year, same me
Well, hello, Blog! (nervous laugh). Happy New Year! I’ve become a subscriber to Better Homes & Gardens magazine. That seems odd since I have neither a home nor a garden, but a one-year subscription was offered to me at $5….
Living in the O(+>* apartments
Two days before my one-year anniversary of moving into my dee-luxe apartment in the sky, I noticed that they changed the name of our apartment complex. Without any notice. Just…boom…new signs pointing to the leasing office. I had just stopped…
Camp North Star this is not.
While traveling about at lunch today, I saw 2 schoolbuses full of happy t-shirted summer campers pull up to their destination. The counselors exited the buses first and were consulting their clipboards. Where were the happy campers visiting today? THE…
Drinking sticks and dirt.
Blech! Yick! Sticks! Dirt! So one of the ladies at work tells me her son’s losing weight in droves because of this Enviga drink. So I picked up a can of the Green Tea flavor at the local 7-11 which…
Guerilla advertising
There is an ad on my banana. I guess that the banana supplier is being paid off by “Big Ice Cream Topping.”
I grew up in a hotbed of terror
Who knew? Yes, the Cherry Hill where the suspected terrorists lived is the same Cherry Hill where I grew up and the same Cherry Hill where I lived when I was married. Oh, and the same Cherry Hill where I…
estate sale! everything must go!
From my cell phone! Multimedia message wts slightly used bridal headpiece. 1 cheesesteak, 1000 Linden obo. 😉
What the get the dog that has everything
(or, the dog who won’t leave a pillow alone)
My inconvenient truth
It’s April 16th and there is a layer of SNOW on my car. That’s it. I’m going to start taking longer showers, asking for paper bags at the grocery and scrapping my plan to switch to compact fluorescent bulbs. I…
What the heck kind of mailing list am I on?
Back in January I received an AARP card. I received a second one at the beginning of March. Didn’t blog that one because my arthritis was flaring up. (rolls eyes) Today, among the stack of junk mail I received a…
