Hobbies, I live in New Jersey

Camp North Star this is not.

July 20, 2007

While traveling about at lunch today, I saw 2 schoolbuses full of happy t-shirted summer campers pull up to their destination. The counselors exited the buses first and were consulting their clipboards.

Where were the happy campers visiting today?


Welcome to New Jersey. Please watch out for corn.

Spaz! Spaz! Spaz!

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  • Din July 20, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    lol… I always enjoy reading your post…

    thanks for making me smile.

  • Tommy July 20, 2007 at 6:44 pm

    Oh my goodness, you completely hit a soft spot on the L.A. Scene. This is one my all-time favorite movies. I can’t help but now put some more great quotes from that classic movie – MEATBALLS.

    I’m literally rattling these lines off. No script in front of me. I think they are 95% accurate.

    Kid: This bus does not have a safety inspection sticker
    Morty: It’s a fine old bus
    Kid: No it is NOT. It is a piece of junk. I’m going to tell my father and he’s going to report you to the department of motor vehicles and YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL.
    Morty: Roxanne!!

    Tripper: Come On Morty Make Up Your Mind!

    Tripper: Hey Morty, nice team spirit.
    Morty: I’ll deal with you after the game.
    Girl Counselor 1: Late as Usual Morty
    Girl Counselor 2: Where were you young man

    Morty: We have a lot of new faces here, so allow me to introduce myself. Hi, I’m Morty Melnick!
    Everyone: HI MICKEY!
    Morty: The name’s Morty, not Mickey

    Tripper: Come on Morty – MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

    Some Guy: Hey you – on the Water Skiis
    Guy on Skiis: Waaaaaa (as he crashes)

    Morty: An Airconditioner just doesn’t pick itself up and walk out of here
    Counselor: Maybe somebody stole it Morty

    Fink: Spaz! What are you a homo or something!

    Tripper: This is Weiny War

    Fink: What did you do
    Spaz: Um um um
    Fink: You didn’t do anything!
    Spaz: Um um
    Fink: You didn’t do anything!
    Spaz: Well, I held her hand
    Fink: You held her hand? Spaz you’re on your way! …..you held her hand?
    Spaz: Yeah
    Fink: In the woods?
    Spaz: Yeah
    Fink: Let’s celebrate…(Fink takes out a tub of food)

    Tripper: It just doesn’t matter, if we win or we lose. It just doesn’t matter
    Everyone: It just doesn’t matter! It just doesn’t matter!

    And what about when they take Morty’s bedroom stuff and put him on the road, in the treehouse and in the lake?

    I love that movie. I grew up watching it. We watched it as a kick off to my bachelor party. I still watch it, but admit – can’t have my kids watch it.

  • Tommy July 20, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    Ladygypsy’s Spaz Spaz Spaz link has even MORE quotes!

    What a great movie! Now I’m gonna have to watch it again.

  • Tommy July 21, 2007 at 5:29 pm

    How could I forget the one line in the conversation with Fink and Spaz above…. Fink says to Spaz right before “Let’s Celebrate” those famous words….”Spaz you’re your way”

  • Kimberly July 21, 2007 at 7:48 pm

    Tommy, you’re completely cracking me up! 🙂

  • d.mo July 26, 2007 at 1:56 am

    Were they wearing hockey helmets or have mittens pinned to their shirts?