Email conversation, today:
Me: I’m trying to remember – do I have dumb St. Patty’s day things to wear tomorrow?
WM: Hrm. Not sure. You could always hit up Spencers or Target for props.
Me: Ugh. Not Spencers. I’d get “Ye Crust” from there.
WM: *laughs* Well, something like that, anyway.
Me: “Here’s your Shamrock deely-boppers, light up earrings, sample d1ld0 and some crabs. Can I have your email address for our mailing list?”