Things I have discovered in my first month of homeownership
We use THAT much water? Pergo + feet in socks = fun! Too much exposure to yellow and blue plaid wallpaper causes homicidal tendencies Recycling, though beneficial, is a huge pain in the ass. Pergo + hyperactive small dog = more fun! Lawn envy does, in fact, exist. Letting a dog crap in another person’s...



