Let’s say you have a hypothetical ‘friend’ who really doesn’t cook much at all, aside some manic baking once a year. Let’s say that she’s torn through every takeout and fast food joint in a 10 mile radius, and is…
The Vomit Comet
Mmm…feeling better. Computer room is painted with one coat. BvP is exhausted and stamina’s not my thing today, so we’ll adjourn the home improvment project for a few days. I’m still wiggy about going back to work tomorrow. It’s the…
Well met, Mr. Shady.
(via Drudge) SIR BOB GELDOF – EMINEM IGNORED BONOS LIVE 8 CALLS I think it’s good for an I-can-save-the-world ego to be snubbed once in a while. GWB had lunch w/Bono. Em didn’t even return his calls. Bwah!
Tonight’s google searches
You can learn a lot about somebody’s evening by their Google searches
I could be Ma!?!?!
wherein Kim realizes she’s as old as…
chain gang
wherein kim improvises dental hygiene techniques.
sigh
Wilbur never forgot Charlotte. Although he loved her children and grandchildren dearly, none of the new spiders quite took her place in his heart. She was in a class by herself. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.
persistance
“Do you realize that if I didn’t eat them, bugs would get so numerous, they’d destroy the Earth? Spiders are really VERY useful creatures. ” – Charlotte
Uncool: Shaving one’s legs
Second in a continuing (but probably sporadic) series of thing that I used to think were nifty, cool, the bees’ knees…but now? Notsomuch. Shaving one’s legs: Then: In Jr. High..we used to eye with envy the girls who shaved their…
Uncool: Automatic toilets
first in a series
chirp
I fling myself off of the sofa, frightening dog and cat alike…
Sobering
I make less money than Homer Simpson. Sweet merciful crap.
