I have created not one, but two popcorn-loving monsters. This is my view while carrying a bowl of freshly-popped popcorn to my desk.

Ollie’s vision is not good, but his nose knows exactly where the bowl is.
Because this is the Internet, I will post a disclaimer that they don’t eat a lot of popcorn, that I don’t put toppings on my popcorn, and that they have been eating popcorn for years without digestive distress.
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