Not purely new content, as it was originally on Facebook. But behold the high school bowler. Are high school yearbooks still printed in black and white? Do they still deliver them via stagecoach?
We had a work bowling party last week and I still hurt. Mostly my left knee, which will probably be the bane of my existence for the rest of my days on this pale blue dot.
I’ll also mention right here that with my meager 139 WITH A HOUSE BALL AND HOUSE SHOES, I was the best bowler on my team. For a few moments I considered bowling a game or two a week again.
And then I collapsed like a Jenga tower.