Equal opportunity ignoramus Moderator (African-American woman, because diversity’s a Good Thing): Vice President Cheney…blahblahblah Mullah Prince Ali a-babwa Iraq WMD blah blah?Cheney: I’d like to thank you for moderating and blahblahyap for hosting….Me: (walks out) Actually, I’m in and out…
Undecided != uninformed
Undecided != uninformed Home early, as the vile goddess Menstrua has sent one of her minions down to hop on my abdominal area with a pogo stick. So it’s me, my sofa, 5 pillows, a throw, a heating pad, and…
Debate 1
Debate 1Moderator: Senator Kerry…do you think you can do a better job than President Bush at preventing another 911?Kerry: First, I’d like to thank you for moderating…Me: Oh, Christmas… **click** I lost about $50 on the horse races today. Only…
Half moon
Half moon I went to yoga tonight at the YMCA. The instructor I used to have no longer teaches this class. She was a lady in her sixties or so, wore a cute little black t-shirt that said “Yoga,” and…
Fall Folly-age
Fall Folly-ageOn Saturday, Thor and I went to Springdale Farms for some mums. Because it’s our first real *season* in this house, I wanted to festoon it properly. We picked a hyooooooge (*tm* Trump) unbloomed pot of mums for the…
Captain Jack Swallow
Sunday I scribed my hilarity at having a blonde pigtailled shepherdess on Survior. This week, the tribe spoke and Dolly (I kid you not) was on her way home. Let’s see if I can press my luck. Boy! That Scout…
