Coworker S: “You’re going to be like Mary Tyler Moore…and I can be Rhoda!” (I love my friends) I’m currently looking for a small 1BR apartment for me and the cats, and considering putting a “Kim needs new crap” wishlist…
“Kill me now.”
I stopped at the Taco Bell in Magnolia today after running some errands crucial to the impending launch of Kim 3.0 **. Taco Bell Employee: Need more time to look at the menu? Me: Nah. I’m good. TBE: Kill me…
Chipper
From my Treo! Chipper! Almost 7 months old and now weighing in at 17 lbs!
Live from the Cheesecake Factory
From my Treo! Food porn. Chocolate peanut butter cookie dough cheesecake. Sickeningly good.
Press Release
After nine years of marriage and eleven years together, Baron vonPlaque and I have decided to split. We vow to get through this amicably, and plan on remaining good friends throughout and after. There is no blame. We both thank…
I bought this!
The meeting went well. My ideas were well-received and nothing traumatic happened. That’s about all a girl could ask for. I’ve been sleeping maybe 3 hours tops for the last week angsting about this meeting. So I’m glad it’s done….