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O Christmas tree

December 10, 2014

*clears throat*

Ode to an artificial tree.

Ode to an artificial tree.

Oh Christmas tree! Oh Christmas tree!
Thy leaves are so unchanging!
We bought you, tree, from QVC
Thy leaves are so unchanging!

We chose you from our comfy chair
while shopping in our underwear,
Oh Christmas tree! Oh Christmas tree!
Delivered in a box, to me!

Oh Christmas tree! Oh Christmas tree!
Aluminum and plastic!
Oh Christmas tree! Oh Christmas tree!
Assembly is fantastic!

You bring such joy from far and near
And look the same from year to year
Oh Christmas tree! Oh Christmas tree!
With plastic leaves unchanging!

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  • scrivener December 10, 2014 at 7:33 pm

    This is hilarious. I sang it along with you. The plastic/fantastic rhyme is brilliant. And I’m tough to impress with song parodies. 🙂

  • Carol Anne December 12, 2014 at 3:05 pm

    Oooh pretty. I love our artificial tree, which has to be twenty years old or close to it now. I think we should try a real tree one year.