A glass of Merlot, a soft quilt, and some stimulating words

It’s time for my most arousing and stimulating read of the year. I’m saving it for a night when WM comes home late…

NSFW – not safe for waistline

The only thing that could make this yearly ritual better is if there was an audiobook version read by a Scotsman.

“First, cream yer butter and sugar, lass…”

Mmmm. Yes. Much better.