It’s time for my most arousing and stimulating read of the year. I’m saving it for a night when WM comes home late…
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The only thing that could make this yearly ritual better is if there was an audiobook version read by a Scotsman.
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Mmmm. Yes. Much better.
Everything would be better if it were read by a Scot.
Even IKEA instructions!