A glass of Merlot, a soft quilt, and some stimulating words
Even IKEA instructions!
It’s time for my most arousing and stimulating read of the year. I’m saving it for a night when WM comes home late…
NSFW – not safe for waistline
The only thing that could make this yearly ritual better is if there was an audiobook version read by a Scotsman.
“First, cream yer butter and sugar, lass…”
Mmmm. Yes. Much better.
Everything would be better if it were read by a Scot.
Even IKEA instructions!