November 6, 2014

A glass of Merlot, a soft quilt, and some stimulating words

It’s time for my most arousing and stimulating read of the year. I’m saving it for a night when WM comes home late…

NSFW - not safe for waistline — NSFW – not safe for waistline

The only thing that could make this yearly ritual better is if there was an audiobook version read by a Scotsman.

"First, cream yer butter and sugar, lass..." — “First, cream yer butter and sugar, lass…”

Mmmm. Yes. Much better.

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Lisa says

November 6, 2014 at 5:50 pm

Everything would be better if it were read by a Scot.
- Kimberly says
  
  November 8, 2014 at 4:24 pm
  
  Even IKEA instructions!

I've been blogging for over twenty (2 decades! 2-0!) years and I'm apparently one of the few over-50 female bloggers who haven't sold out to THE MAN yet; hence this blog remains quirky, homespun, and unprofitable. No big. However, if you're from Disney, Doritos, or Dave Matthews Band, I'm open to talk about selling out.

I live in Southern New Jersey with my husband WM, and our dog Murphy. I'm an adult who likes Disney but not a Disney Adult. I used to work a fun (really!) office job in Philadelphia, but since March of 2020 I'm a work from home hermit. So if you're looking for a childless, slightly round, marginally boring GenX woman's blog to follow, you've come to the right place! :)

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