Holy crap! What are you doing up at this hour? (withering sigh) Well…I was out sick today. The Evil Goddess Menstrua kicked a hole in my gut while simultaneously pounding my head with a mallet and making me speak in…
My shame
The Scene: An unloved, overfilled suburban apartment. A striking blond woman sits crouched in the corner, hidden by shadows. She clutches a cordless phone in her hands and furtively dials a number. She places the phone to her ear for…
Back to the gym
I’ve been a bit mum about it, but I’m hitting the gym 3x a week again. Mom and I have been going and doing 30 minutes on the treadmill each time. Plus my stomach crunches and assisted chin ups. I…
Dermatology
I love my dermatologist. Yeah. You don’t hear that much. But I really do. Doc received his medicine degree in 1966 — 6 years before I made my entrance. He greets me with a “Kim! How’s my girl been?” The…
$ecret$
Holy CRAP whadda day! I really don’t want to $ay anything outright, becau$e I know people from work read thi$, and the$e thing$ are $uppo$ed to be per$onal. Let’$ ju$t $ay that with the hou$e thing happening, thi$ occurance (which…
Packing and Punching
Yesterday was the “packing” part of “Packing and Punching Weekend.” Thor and I picked up some moving supplies at Lowes and yesterday we got busy in the middle room – which is our dining/storage/crap room. China and dishes were gently…
