tick tick boom!
(phone rings at 11:45ish. I answer. Brother.) Me: ‘Lo? J: Hey! It’s me! How’re you? Me: (realizing no GOOD calls come at 11:45pm) Sleepy? J: Okay. I got a call from {Neighbor, who is a friend of his}. He says he smells gas in his driveway and it smells like it’s coming from your house....



