Not long after the glass broke and I ordered its replacement, my Apple Watch died completely before I was able to properly unpair it from my phone. The new watch has been failing at crediting my exercise minutes to my health profile (the last thing I want to see after a 34 minute walk is my watch showing a total of 9 minutes of exercise) and after trying to calibrate it on Saturday and failing (20 minutes of walking resulting in 11 minutes of exercise) I handed it off to WM to look at.
Some time ago he converted from being a ‘PC’ to a “Mac” which means he’s in charge of troubleshooting my Apple products.
WM: I renamed your watch. There were multiple “Kimberly’s Apple Watch” pairings and I wanted to keep this newest one straight.
Me: Thanks. What did you name it?
WM: Kwatch! Like Swatch, but with a K.
Me: Like crotch, but Elmer Fudd saying it?
WM: Well now that you put it that way…
Kwatch is still failing to properly track walks, so for the duration I have to log the exercise as ‘other’ to get my minutes. Which is kwappy, but I hope to get it figure out soon.