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WM (grading tests): The question was, “What is the son of Ra called?” and the kid answered Ra.
Me: Ra Jr. Duh.
WM: (sigh)
Me: They called him “Sunny.”

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WM: This one thought “Rosetta Stone” was a famous female Pharaoh.
Me: (laughs) Rosetta Stone is a famous Egyption R&B singer.
WM: (glare)
Me: (squawking) Ra and his boy Ra Junior! // were walking down the silty Nile one day!! Aaa—ooo!