Hobbies, Home and Family, Pets Things I have discovered in my first month of homeownership June 16, 2004 We use THAT much water? Pergo + feet in socks = fun! Too much exposure to yellow and blue plaid wallpaper causes homicidal tendencies Recycling, though beneficial, is a huge pain in the ass. Pergo + hyperactive small dog = more fun! Lawn envy does, in fact, exist. Letting a dog crap in another person’s garden and not cleaning it up is one of the basest forms of human behavior. Especially if it’s YOUR dog and MY garden. There are no shortage of home security companies willing to call me. Pergo + hyperactive small dog + tennis ball = tears of laughter. It takes a lot less energy to clean a large house weekly than a small apartment monthly Thirty years is a VERY long time. homemax You Might Also Like Ring a ding ding, baby November 12, 2004 Ollie and Murphy: Brothers and very best friends June 13, 2018 Say Goodbye December 28, 2005 Previous Post Charlie-boo Next Post Kim makes Sweet Tea. Sweet Tea wins.