(remember, exciting fake stuff is in pink and the truth is in black.) I wore my pedometer all day today. It's recommended that an adult take 10,000 steps per day -- which roughly translates to 5 miles. Today's grand total? 4864. Less than half of the quota. That includes a .7 mile dog walk. But it doesn't include my hour of rock climbing. I may seem lazy and uninspired and promiscuous at times, but I'm pretty goal-oriented. And that 10,000 number...sheesh. I'm going to have to change some ...