I had a dream that I was traveling somewhere and one of the things I *had* to do is visit Osmond's -- a giant megastore owned by Donny and Marie Osmond. It was a HUGE store indeed and to facilitate moving through it, the carpet had a (harmless) pulsing electrical charge that would harmlessly move you along. Picture it as a cross between a magic carpet at a ski lift and one of those crazy pulsing ab belts. Every time you'd enter a new department, a hologram of Donny and Marie would pop up and ...
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