Max — oh, that poor dog. He was so happy to be taken home yesterday. But boy, does he look worn. It looks like it hurts him to walk, sit, and lay down. He’s not perky at all. He’s so…
Miscellany
Miscellany Gays — Why is it that gay men are the darlings of the media (Queer Eye for the Naked Guy, Boy meets Boy, Will and Grace, and the countless other gay men on reality shows etc) yet lesbians are…
Have you seen the new Gap commerical yet
Have you seen the new Gap commerical yet with Madonna and Missy Elliot? At the end, Madonna hits a funky yoga pose. That’s the tree pose, and I can do it too! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the closest…
Mortification
Mortification My brother’s telephone number is xxx-9113. I just tried to call him, got my numbers messed up, and ended up calling 911. They just sent a cop out to make sure I was ok. Going to hide now.
snoozy dog
It’s a very odd thing to be buying baby supplies when you don’t have a baby. I felt it when I bought the oral medication syringe for Max at Genuardi’s and I felt it again yesterday when I bought a…
True phone call
True phone call (second in a continuing series) Here’s the first call Kim: Online, this is Kim speaking.Woman: Hello, my name is XXXX and my daughter is XX years old. I’d like to get her signed up for Daisies or…
