My Celebrity Freebie list, 2015 edition

Like almost every other blogger out there, I’ve been crawling through Friends on Netflix.

Kids, schmids. I never would have broken up with that.

Like years ago, my favorites are Phoebe and Chandler. Rachel annoys and Ross can just pound sand. What a jerk. I just finished up season 3, a season I originally boycotted because I was mad that Monica and Richard broke up. Once I got over my grief I caught most of it in reruns. One of my favorite episodes in Season 3 is “The One with Frank Jr.” which had the gang’s Celebrity Freebie list as a subplot.

I’ve always had a Celebrity Freebie list, but it’s due for a refresh for 2015…

1) George Clooney – always
2) Jason Bateman – my first TV crush
3) Nick Offerman – Filthy fun
4) Angelina Jolie – mmmmmm
5) and Bill Clinton. Oh look!

Former occupants include Dave Matthews, Chandler Bing (the character, not the actor), Gerard Butler, Jonathan Knight, and George Michael.

Happy Presidents Day! Thanks to the Founders for creating a country where I can be off from work and create a list of famous people that I’d shag.

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SMD @ Life According to Steph says

February 17, 2015 at 3:04 pm

God I love Bill Clinton.
- Kimberly says
  
  February 20, 2015 at 1:04 pm
  
  One of my coworkers made a Bill Clinton birthday card for me a few years ago!
Kimberly says

February 20, 2015 at 1:03 pm

While a very yummy specimen, Stone Cold had a HUGE drinking problem and smacked around at least one of his ex-wives, so that was a dealbreaker. Relatedly, Gerard Butler never occupied a spot because while ALSO a very yummy specimen, he slept around SO MUCH that I’d be afraid of catching something. With only 5 spots, I can’t afford an abuser or viral transmission.

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