Paris is going to jail!
LOL! How the mighty have fallen. Although she will make prison outfit look good...grrrrrrr!
You mean…a suspended license means you can’t drive? For real? That’s not hot!
It’s no secret that I really dislike Paris Hilton. So I am completely roiling with schadenfreude here. I can’t wait to see her mugshot/booking photos, but until then I’ll just have to bide my time with this…
Much thanks to Paris Pillow for her stand-in work. While I was shooting her, Max was biting her toes.
That’s hot!
Maybe she can get a tip or two from Martha, y’know, Hacksaw Upside-Down Cake or How to Decorate Your Cell Using Prison-Issue Orange.
LOL! How the mighty have fallen. Although she will make prison outfit look good…grrrrrrr!