Paris is going to jail!

May 6, 2007

You mean…a suspended license means you can’t drive? For real? That’s not hot!

It’s no secret that I really dislike Paris Hilton. So I am completely roiling with schadenfreude here. I can’t wait to see her mugshot/booking photos, but until then I’ll just have to bide my time with this…


Much thanks to Paris Pillow for her stand-in work. While I was shooting her, Max was biting her toes.

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  • Wandering Minstrel May 6, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    That’s hot!

    Maybe she can get a tip or two from Martha, y’know, Hacksaw Upside-Down Cake or How to Decorate Your Cell Using Prison-Issue Orange.

  • Vanessa May 7, 2007 at 10:45 am

    LOL! How the mighty have fallen. Although she will make prison outfit look good…grrrrrrr!