Paris is going to jail!

You mean…a suspended license means you can’t drive? For real? That’s not hot!

It’s no secret that I really dislike Paris Hilton. So I am completely roiling with schadenfreude here. I can’t wait to see her mugshot/booking photos, but until then I’ll just have to bide my time with this…


Much thanks to Paris Pillow for her stand-in work. While I was shooting her, Max was biting her toes.


  • That’s hot!

    Maybe she can get a tip or two from Martha, y’know, Hacksaw Upside-Down Cake or How to Decorate Your Cell Using Prison-Issue Orange.

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