Press Release

June 30, 2006

After nine years of marriage and eleven years together, Baron vonPlaque and I have decided to split.

We vow to get through this amicably, and plan on remaining good friends throughout and after. There is no blame.

We both thank you all for good thoughts during this difficult time.

March, 2017: I’m revising my categories and tags. I wanted to append that we are no longer good friends. He’s moved away and we only talk when one of our mutual pets dies. They’re all gone now.

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