Yesterday I Thor I got the latest issue of Maxim. I adore reading Maxim. I think it’s a funny magazine with pretty girls and interesting information. This month’s cover girl is Par!s H!t0n. (I’m disguising her name a bit — I don’t want to be associated with her in Google) Now, before you play the ‘jealousy’ card, I have no problems with pretty girls. Most Maxim girls are devastatingly pretty. But not Par!s.
That girl is ooooogly. oOOOOOOgly!
Yes, she’s skinny. (Which is more than I can say for myself — but wait ’til Memorial day) But she has a wack Mrs. Brady shag-gone-wrong hair cut, her nose has a lil’ hook to it, and on the cover she has her lips parted in such a way that she looks developmentally disabled!
Thor says she looks incredibly airbrushed. I say they should fire the airbrusher.
