Sweet merciful crap this is a creepy page!
I guess you could say I was on the selfie bandwagon before it was a big deal. The hostess shot started over THIRTEEN FREAKING YEARS AGO!! when I decided to document EXACTLY how I looked when I updated the site (by hardcoding it in HTML, naturally) by snapping a quick webcam picture and uploading it to the website. Mind you, that state-of-the-art webcam of 2003 took worse photos than my cellphone does now. That changed awfully quickly, as I realized I usually looked like crap when I coded. Ponytail, glasses, fleece. It became really redundant.
And I used the term “hostess” at the time because it was a play off of “hosting” a website. It’s less funny now. You had to be there.
Since I blog a few times a week now (it used to be 3x per day!) I’ve updated the photo less and less frequently. I’m striving for one every 1-2 months now. I don’t have a webcam hooked up to my PC anymore, so the recent pics are either taken in my bathroom mirror, by someone else, or with my phone.
Crazy makeup, bad hair, thirteen years of terrifying aging…you name it…it’s here. I was much more into myself 13 years ago, that’s for sure.
I was 29 in the first photo. I am 43 in the latest one. Enjoy, you little voyeurs you!
Oh…and if my gratuitous hostess page can leave you with ONE inspirational message, let it be this: Hair grows back.
 April, 2016. Shuttle selfie.
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 September, 2015. Happy Houring. |
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 January, 2015. Hiding from winter.
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 November, 2014. Disney again. Again.
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 November, 2014. Disney again. |
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 October, 2014. Atlanta.
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 August, 2014. Virginia Beach
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 April, 2014. Disney again. |
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 March, 2014. Hair long again! |
 February, 2013. Haircut! |
 December 2, 2012. Getting my dough on. |
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 Summer, 2012. With Ollie. |
 September, 2010. Parked and bored at lunchtime. |
 August, 2010. Brother’s rehearsal dinner. |
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 June 18, 2010. At work. That’s “Kim Possible” hanging from my monitor. |
 May 29, 2010. Mah new sunhat. |
 March, 2010. |
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 February 10, 2010 |
 September 26, 2009 |
 June 27, 2009 |
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 May, 2009 |
 March, 2009 |
 November 13, 2008 |
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 October something, 2008 |
 September 5, 2008 – 36th birthday |
 July 10, 2008 |
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 June 22, 2008 |
 May 14, 2008 |
 April 14, 2008 |
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 December 20, 2007 |
 September 24, 2007 |
 July 27, 2007 |
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 May 17, 2007 |
 April 12, 2007 |
 January 12, 2007 |
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 September 17, 2006 |
 April 25, 2006 |
 March 6, 2006 |
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 December 25, 2005 |
 December 22, 2005 |
 October 23, 2005 |
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 June 9, 2005 |
 May 4, 2005 |
 February 22, 2005 |
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 December 13, 2004 |
 November 21, 2004 |
 October 15, 2004 |
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 September 6, 2004 |
 August 22, 2004 |
 August 5, 2004 |
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 July 13, 2004 |
 June 14, 2004 |
 June 4, 2004 |
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 May 18, 2004 |
 May 9, 2004 |
 April 9, 2004 |
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 March 24, 2004 |
 March 21, 2004 |
 February 28, 2004 |
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 February 16, 2004 |
 February 7, 2004 |
 February 1, 2004 |
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 December 7, 2003 |
 November 30, 2003 |
 November 16, 2003 |
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 October 30, 2003 |
 October 2, 2003 |
 September 23, 2003 |
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 September 18, 2003 |
 September 2, 2003 |
 August 21, 2003 |
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 August 13, 2003 |
 August 7, 2003 |
 July 25, 2003 |
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 July 14, 2003 |
 June 29, 2003 |
 June 11, 2003 |
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 May 31, 2003 |
 May 29, 2003 |
 May 18, 2003 |
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 May 14, 2003 |
 April 11, 2003 |
 May 2, 2003 |
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 February 16, 2003 |
 February 10, 2003 |
 February 2, 2003 |
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 January 24, 2003 |
 January 15, 2003 |
 January 5, 2003 |
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 December 29, 2002 |
 December 22, 2002 |
 December 5, 2002 |
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 November 14, 2002 |
 October 20, 2002 |
 October 17, 2002 |
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 October 15, 2002 |
 October 8, 2002 |
 October 6, 2002 |
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 September 29, 2002 |
 September 25, 2002 |
 September 9, 2002 |
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 September 8, 2002 |
 September 2, 2002 |
 August 11, 2002 |
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 August 3, 2002 |
 August 1, 2002 |
 July 31, 2002 |
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 July 28, 2002 |
 July 18, 2002 |
 July 16, 2002 |
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 July 13, 2002 |
 July 9, 2002 |
