In a terrifying turn of events, I was put in charge of the office while most of our coworkers are gone at our organization’s Annual meeting. One of our Drexel Co-ops made this sign for me, which makes it official.

My duties are very important. They are:
1) Make sure lunch is ordered & delivered for the Left Behinders today (Qdoba), tomorrow (sandwiches) and Friday (pizza).
2) Help with the decorating. Another of the Co-ops’ responsibilities is decorating the office to welcome back the Annual Meeting group. There is a theme, which I cannot disclose at the moment.
3) Ensure that we don’t inadvertently burn the office down.
I think I got this.
PS: Happy birthday to my Wandering Minstrel!